I just spent a half hour of my life googling “sexy beards”. I really hope they don’t track my google searches at work.

This is great

(Source: orhgasm)


boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

I’m self-sufficient. I spend a lot of time on my own and I shut off quite easily. When I communicate, I communicate 900 percent, then I shut off, which scares people sometimes.
Björk (via thepettywars)

You already shknowwww




Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

Dawwww look at them 😍

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)



White people lost control of their kids the minute black women were no longer forced to raise them

Yo…this is so real

(Source: kemeticballbuster)


so one of my really good friend’s baby shower was today in staten island & i live right over the bridge so she asked me if i could please give this chick a ride because she had no car to get there and she only lives like a 10 min train ride away from me. now this bitch fucking HATES me, for reasons beyond my understanding considering she never actually knew me but okay. it was my friend’s day & she’s mad pregnant and hormonal & her and the girl are pretty close so i was like whatever it really isn’t a nuisance to me, i’ll give her a ride. honestly, if i don’t know you and you hate me i don’t particularly give significant fucks to hate you back unless you’ve done some shit to me - & even then, i don’t really hold grudges. won’t be your friend but won’t waste my energy hating you either. i’ll disregard your existence and continue on while you waste your time. ANYWAY, the ride there was chill, made some small talk, turned my music on afterwards cus i hate small talk & she sat in the back and we got there and shit was gravy. But on the ride back she decides she’s gonna spend the whole time throwing shade and making rude ass comments because this bitch is now all up in her feelings or some shit, i don’t fucking know. now i’m not a mean person, but if i’m doing you a favor, and you’re in my fucking vehicle, don’t cross me and don’t fucking disrespect me because i’m not going to sit there and tolerate your bullshit. i don’t like people disturbing my fucking peace. i’m not going to hit you and i’m not going to sit there and argue with you. you’re not worth my energy. I’m going to pull my fucking car over, open up your door and tell you to get the fuck out of my vehicle and leave you stranded on the shoulder of the staten island expressway without thinking twice about it because your existence is irrelevant to me. bitch. 

still ‘bout it

Anonymous asked:
I want to wine and dine you, then fuck you like a slut. how does that sound? treat you like a lady but fuck you like a freak

lmao, y ete


Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

I’m bout it.

People need to chill with their extra ass feelings. Ya can’t possibly think all my nonsense is serious.