i literally never get tired of this post

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who uses Photo Booth anymore?

haven’t posted pics in the longest. 

cut my hair and gained 6lbs


Woah, when did this get so many notes?! *feels special*

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These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

One of the greatest scenes ever

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Anonymous asked:
you need a older nigga in your life

Done the 30 somethings, y’all ain’t shit either. It’s really not an age thing. Shitty men will be shitty whether they’re 14 or 40.

And now we’re supposed to go back to our normal lives. That’s what people do. They have these amazing experiences with another person, and then they just go home and clean the bathroom or whatever.
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My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

Que no me importa coño!
The universe has been playing jokes on me all summer

Turns out the dude I’ve been messing with for a bit now is divorced. He’s 24. How you already got a divorce under your belt at 24? Anyway, he had mentioned being in a long term relationship with some girl and them moving in together in Puerto Rico and it not working out because when they got together they were both Muslim but about 2 years in she converted to Catholicism and they couldn’t look past their religious differences so the relationship fell apart. Here I thought okay another dumb young couple moving too fast and living together when they barely know each other and it obviously not working out. Turns out these two were extra dumb and decided not just to move to a whole other country together but to get married and buy a house too. At 20. With no stability in their life. After dating for a year. I don’t care what anyone says a year isn’t really a long relationship. Especially not when you’re that young. There’s so much shit waiting to happen in life to be making such huge commitments. I’m just waiting for him to confess about having kids next.

Moving on, I think this is the cherry on top to all the fucked up situations I found myself in with men this summer. I’m fucking done. Let the drought commence.

Just to be clear, while the fact that he’s so young and divorced did kinda freak me out for a bit, I’m over that. It’s the fact that his ex fucking WIFE is Puerto Rican that makes me just wanna avoid the situation all together. Puerto Rican bitches be crazy and he’s not really low about his involvement with me. I’m not tryna get stabbed. I have a promising life ahead of me. Shit.