Anonymous asked:
As a proud woman, do you think if your man watches porn it's the same as cheating on you? Society tells men it's ok to watch porn and it basically perpetuates rape culture since men don't want to pleasure their gfs. Porn is like a gateway drug





It’s literally worse than cheating. All porn is literally rape, since the women involved are literally  too stupid to make their own career choices and are literally being raped by the patriarchy.. By watching porn, you are literally paying for and endorsing the rape of a woman, which means you’re literally a rapist on top of being a cheater. Not that it makes a difference. Literally all men are already rapists, but watching porn confirms it. If you catch your bf watching porn, literally kill him it’s for equality

lmfao, this can’t be real


Lmao what


I now have an Eskimo sister
Anonymous asked:
you smoke?

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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself


Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.


This is amazing


boyfriend: what’s for dinner?



Pretty sure this is what my marriage is gonna be like


…my actual perception of what a white person’s daily schedule is like

Every night at 9 😂

(Source: blogggblogggbloggg)


i’m so quick to say i love a band member who doesn’t even give two shits about my existence but when it comes to people that actually want to be with me i’m just like ‘lol bye’

No better way to end a long day than with a good workout, a good cigar, and good sex.

I just spent a half hour of my life googling “sexy beards”. I really hope they don’t track my google searches at work.