laceyfashionista
"I was madly in love with you, I forgot to love myself."
(Source: laceyfashionista, via godsaves-ispend)
biggest regrets??
being that i’m the most impulsive person on the fucking planet, uh..my whole life? jk. i wish i would have fought a little harder with my college process because i know i could have definitely ended up with a full ride at a much better school- but i kinda decided to play the victim. same goes with my previous relationship, there’s things i wish i would have handled differently prior to and after it ended because again, i was too busy playing the victim. those are probably the two most impacting things in my life i wish i could have handled with the “wisdom” i gained from enduring them. in the end i’d rather call them lessons learned than regrets though. cliche, i know, but it’s true.
oh justin, if you only knew how badly i want to have intercourse with you
jsutindrews
when girls call their boyfriend “daddy” i want to projectile vomit on their existence
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sm00thcriminal
i’m interviewing for a n internship with them tomorrow, so i thought i’d do some research on the company but i keep getting distracted by all the pretty watches. i need it *__*
- Mom: Taste this juice!
- Me: *tastes juice* Ew ma, this tastes like semen.
- Brother: NO...
- Mom: *awkward silence*
- Me: *Runs frantically to room which I will never leave again*
