being that i’m the most impulsive person on the fucking planet, uh..my whole life? jk. i wish i would have fought a little harder with my college process because i know i could have definitely ended up with a full ride at a much better school- but i kinda decided to play the victim. same goes with my previous relationship, there’s things i wish i would have handled differently prior to and after it ended because again, i was too busy playing the victim. those are probably the two most impacting things in my life i wish i could have handled with the “wisdom” i gained from enduring them. in the end i’d rather call them lessons learned than regrets though. cliche, i know, but it’s true.
when girls call their boyfriend “daddy” i want to projectile vomit on their existence